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PostSubject: Very funny radio commentry   Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:36 pm

> Sydney radio
>
> This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why ! Just
> imagine si tting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many
> Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.
>
> The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is
> called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are
> married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant
> answers'yes',he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal
> questions.
>
> The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone
> number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three
> questions correctly, they both win the prize.
>
> One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City
> drop
> to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funn iest thing you've
> heard
> yet.
>
> Anyway, here's how it all went down:
>
> DJ : 'Hey ! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'
>
> Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'
>
> DJ : 'Great ! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if
> you win.
> What is your name ? First only please.'
>
> Contestant : 'Brian.'
>
> DJ : 'Brian, are you married or what ?'
>
> Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'
>
> DJ : 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name ? First only please.'
>
> Brian: 'Sarah.'
>
> DJ20: 'Is Sara at work, Brian ?'
>
> Brian : 'She is gonna kill me.'
>
> DJ : 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work ?'
>
> Brian : (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'
>
> DJ : 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex? '
>
> Brian : 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'
>
> DJ : 'Atta boy, Brian.'
>
> Brian : (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'
>
> DJ : 'Question #2 - How long did it last ?'
>
> Brian : 'About 10 minutes.'
>
> DJ : 'Wow ! You really want that trip, huh ? No one would ever have said
> that if a trip wasn't at stake.'
>
> Brian : 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'
> DJ : 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
> morning
> ?
>
> Brian : (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'
>
> DJ : 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at ?'
>
> Brian : 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us
> for
> couple of weeks...'
>
> DJ : 'Uh huh...'
>
> Brian : '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.'
>
> DJ : 'Atta boy, Brian.'
>
> Brian : 'On the kitchen table.'
>
> DJ : 'Not that great ?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred
> times I've done it.
> Okay folks, I will put Brian on hol d, get his wife's work number and call
> her up. You listen to this.'
>
> [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]
>
>
> DJ : 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we ?' (Touch
> tones.....ringing....)
>
> Clerk : 'Kinkos.'
>
> DJ : 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere ?'
>
> Clerk : 'This is she.'
>
> DJ : 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and
> I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'
>
> Sarah : (laughing) 'A couple of hours ?'
>
> DJ : 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to
> give
> any\answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of
> 'Mate
> Match'?'
>
> Sarah : 'No.'
>
> DJ : 'Good !'
> Brian: (laughing)
>
> Sarah : (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to ?'
>
> Brian : (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay ? Be
> completely
> honest.'
>
> DJ : 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If
> your
> answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the
> Gold
> Coast for 5 days on us.
>
> Sarah : (laughing) 'Yes.'
>
> DJ : 'All right. When did you last have sex, Sarah ?'
> > Sarah : 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.'
>
> DJ : 'What time ?'
>
> Sarah : 'Around 8 this morning.'
> DJ : 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last ?'
>
> Sarah : '12, 15 minutes maybe.'
>
> DJ : 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
> manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away
> from
> a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready ?'
>
> Sarah : (laughing) 'Yes.'
>
> DJ : 'Where did you have it ?'
>
> Sarah : 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN !! You didn't tell them that did you ?'
>
> Brian : 'Just tell him, honey.'
>
> DJ : 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah ?'
>
> Sarah : 'Well...'
>
> DJ : Come on Sarah.....where did you have it ?
>
> Sarah : 'Up the ar* e.....'
>
> They had to call an ambulance for the DJ - he thought he was going to have
> a heart attack , he could not stop laughing.
> Apparently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police just
> after this conversation , for minor traffic collisions.

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PostSubject: Re: Very funny radio commentry   Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:08 pm

hmm guess its one of them things you have to listen too to find funny.
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